I never wear this much hair... or makeup! My transformation took only 15 minutes...
Husband and wife Ringling Bros clowns Timi and Todd will transform me into a clown in 4 easy steps! - Monty
Todd powders my face with what I believe is one of his sweat socks filled with Dr. Scholl's foot powder
Todd uses white grease paint to accentuate my features
Next comes red highlights. I look like I'm going to have plastic surgery.
A dash of black, and some clown wardrobe, and voila! I'm ready for the "Greatest Show On Earth"! (TM)!