Jimmy & Monty: Amazing Spiderman Cologne Causes Extreme Female Reactions

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Women agree that Spiderman cologne is not a bouquet of flowers.

Women agree that Spiderman cologne is not a bouquet of flowers.

Jimmy and Monty In The Morning

From Jimmy and Monty In The Morning

Spiderman, Spiderman, smells however a spider can. Several unsuspecting women gave me their immediate gut reactions to The Amazing Spiderman cologne.

“Um… ew! It smells weird, like Irish Spring soap-ish.”

What’s the least visually appealing thing about Spidey’s cologne?
“I don’t know if it’s the bright blue bottle or the toy Spider man stopper-thingy on top. Good luck with that.”

“Oh my,” exclaimed one woman. Even though Spidey is a character for kids, he doesn’t smell like one.
“That’s very old man-ish… it’s fresh, but old.”

However, this female was hooked!
“I already like it. It smells like the beach, and sand and seagulls and fries.”

Would I be a hit with the ladies if I smelled like Spidey?
“If you wore this, I would be attracted to you more because I would think you would be taking me on a roadtrip to a beach.”

Y108′s Ally disagrees:
“It’s not really making me want to melt. It’s like an older scent (that’s) been around a long time…but it almost has that underlying smell of alcohol going on, which really doesn’t turn me on.”

What if YOUR man smelled like Amazing Spiderman Eau de Toilette? Said one young lady,
“I’d be a little worried. I’m not really fond of it. (It smells like) pine.”

And another woman wrinkled her nose and admitted “I feel if someone was wearing that I might… run away.”

Hmm! Spiderman might have found a sure-fire way to defeat evil villains…if they’re female. – Monty

(Listen to Jimmy and Monty in the Morning on Y108, weekdays 5:30 – 10AM)

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